Here are some things you need to know to truly understand Auntie Antiquity.
1. First off, it’s AHHHntie, not ANTy Antiquity. Auntie was raised in the Boston area so yes, Auntie ”Pahks her Cah in Hahvahd Yahd” and takes a “bAHth” not a “BAAAth” like so many sheep.
2. Having been raised in the Boston area, I am a long suffering RED SOX FAN. Please do not try and sing the praises of any other baseball team. It will fall on deaf ears.
3. Auntie has been married to her long-suffering hubby, Horny Toad, for almost a quarter century.
3. Auntie was blessed with the perfect child, now almost 21, who is properly named Boy Wonder. Auntie is always wondering what that Boy is thinking, and wondering where that Boy is headed and wondering how that Boy manages to dress himself and get out the door every day. Despite being raised by two semi-insane parents, Boy Wonder has turned out quite well. Auntie and Horny Toad really are quite proud!
